And the WINNERS of the July WRITING TO GET PUBLISHED Flash Fiction Contest ARE...
#2, #3, and #4 -- ALL with TWO VOTES EACH
(#1 had ONE vote)
IT WAS VERY CLOSE!!!
Saturday, July 15, 2023
Dialogue Between Two Inanimate Objects by West19WSSS
Pen: why are you so dull?
Pencil: because i get used so often :(
Pen: why don’t you run away
Pencil: if i run away where will i go?
Pen: i don't know; pennsylvania
Pencil: we already live there dumb dumb
Pen: ok jeez no need to be so harsh
Pencil: ok sorry, i just got a bit frustrated, wanna play a game
Pen: sure, what are we gonna play
Pencil: hide and seek
Pen: ok, i call hider
Pencil: then i’ll be seeker
Pen: count to 15
Pencil: ok. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 ready or not here i come
Pen: you’ll never find me
Pencil: because i get used so often :(
Pen: why don’t you run away
Pencil: if i run away where will i go?
Pen: i don't know; pennsylvania
Pencil: we already live there dumb dumb
Pen: ok jeez no need to be so harsh
Pencil: ok sorry, i just got a bit frustrated, wanna play a game
Pen: sure, what are we gonna play
Pencil: hide and seek
Pen: ok, i call hider
Pencil: then i’ll be seeker
Pen: count to 15
Pencil: ok. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 ready or not here i come
Pen: you’ll never find me
10 minutes later
Pencil: found you, that’s the end of this round, and your life >:-)
Pen: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pencil: found you, that’s the end of this round, and your life >:-)
Pen: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friday, July 14, 2023
Yoga To Do In Class by MW
- Yogas to do in class And exercise
- Down dog.
- Up dog.
- Sit down aka what your teacher will tell you to do when you…
- Sit up(s).
- Push up.
- Push down (on the green button no, but you can do it to the red one).
- Sleep.
- Be locked up and get buff to escape.
- Run boi (or girl) run.
- h@v3 fun
FLASH FICTION CONTEST #4
Toad: why are you so slimy?
Salamander: I don’t know. Why are you so bumpy and rough?
Toad: I was just born that way.
Salamander: exactly and I was born slimy.
Toad: ok well what type of Salamander are you?
Salamander: what type of toad are you?
Toad: a natterjack toad. And you still haven't told me what type of Salamander you are.
Salamander: I never said I was going to tell you.
Toad: so I told you what type of toad I am for nothing?
Salamander: yeah pretty much.
Toad: so you tricked me?
Salamander: yep.
Toad: I was so dumb to think that you were going to tell me.
Salamander: yes you were. Do you know what it means to call someone slimy?
Toad: no.
Salamander: of course you don’t. Calling someone slimy basically means that they are a trickster.
Toad: oh. Well in that case you are slimy.
Salamander: slimy as in texture or slimy as in sneaky?
Toad: Does it really matter your kind of both. Oh sorry did I say kind of I meant to say you ARE both.
Salamander: >:-)
Toad: what does that mean?!? Salamander, SALAMANDER?!?
Salamander: you're about to find out, and when you do your last words will be…
Toad: w-w-what will my last words be.
Toad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Salamander: exactly and I was born slimy.
Toad: ok well what type of Salamander are you?
Salamander: what type of toad are you?
Toad: a natterjack toad. And you still haven't told me what type of Salamander you are.
Salamander: I never said I was going to tell you.
Toad: so I told you what type of toad I am for nothing?
Salamander: yeah pretty much.
Toad: so you tricked me?
Salamander: yep.
Toad: I was so dumb to think that you were going to tell me.
Salamander: yes you were. Do you know what it means to call someone slimy?
Toad: no.
Salamander: of course you don’t. Calling someone slimy basically means that they are a trickster.
Toad: oh. Well in that case you are slimy.
Salamander: slimy as in texture or slimy as in sneaky?
Toad: Does it really matter your kind of both. Oh sorry did I say kind of I meant to say you ARE both.
Salamander: >:-)
Toad: what does that mean?!? Salamander, SALAMANDER?!?
Salamander: you're about to find out, and when you do your last words will be…
Toad: w-w-what will my last words be.
Toad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Macaroni by nc
Somebody once told me
The world was macaroni so i went and took a bit out
Of a tree it tasted kinda funny so i spit it at a monkey and the
Monkey started swearing at me 10,000 years later it turned into darth vader
So he threw his lightsaber at me he miss inch and hit my
Friend the grinch
Dog by CF
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