Courier of Day by CF

The queen of the sun and the sky
Traps Night inside clouds that fly
Sunshine twists and bursts ‘round her
Undulate like selkie fur

With smooth skin dark as the mud
After a river-bank flood
Warm like honey, golden eyes
Brighter than the daytime skies

Watching, smoothly freeing prey
Leading them ne’er astray
Angel of sunshine and life
Vanishing everyone’s strife

Courier of day itself
Walks softer than any elf
Seeing flowers as they grow
As they bloom in orange and rose

Goddess of the endless river
On her back a brimming quiver
Ever watching never ending
To the wild, ever tending

PEPPERMINT TEA FOUND WITH POISON by LB

Saturday, July 11th, a civilian in Minneapolis, Minnesota was found dead after drinking peppermint tea. 118 year old Betty was having a tea party with her stuffed animals, she served peppermint tea, and drank the entire kettle. Her husband, Edward was seen at the tea party but not participating in any tea drinking.

“The entire tea was homemade, and I watched the process of it all. No one had poisoned the tea," states Chubby, a stuffed animal at the tea party. He backed his claims with the video footage.

Princess Rose, another stuffed animal that attended said that she had definitely not spiked the tea. She said if it was poisoned there was one other person who could have done it. “Fluffy the dog,” she said. “He is known for being very mysterious and murderous." We just knew we had to interview him.

Here’s what fluffy said. “I didn't do it.’’ This concludes showing no one had spiked the tea. There was only one possible way this could have happened. Studies have found that peppermint tea can be poisonous to Humans. Do not drink peppermint tea! It is poisonous!’’

Cat Eats Too Much Cheese and Explodes by MW

The 2 year old mittens the cat knew that he was addicted to eating cheese but just how addicted was he? His unsuspecting 39 year old owner Dora accidentally left the fridge open giving mittens the chance to get to the cheese. Sadly by the time Dora found out it was too late it turns out mittens ate too much cheese and exploded, R.I.P. mittens.

Courier of Night by CF

The queen of night sky and stars
Day locked behind murky bars
Shadows twist and morph ‘round her
Undulate and turn and blur

With smooth skin pale as the moon
Seamless and perfectly hewn
Faceted sapphire eyes
Deeper than the midnight skies

Focused stolid on her prey
Tricking, leading them astray
Angel of darkness and death
She’ll snuff out one’s shaky breath

Courier of night itself
Walks softer than any elf
Seeing every tree that turns
As the wilting forest burns

Hunter of the endless river
On her back a brimming quiver
Ever watching never ending
Resolve stony and unbending

Shrimp Fried Rice for One Person Without Veggies (in Case you’re Autistic like Me) by MT

 Ingredients

1 cup of rice

2 shrimps, unshelled and chopped up

1 egg beaten with 1 tsp of water

3/4 a tbsp of soy sauce

3/4 a tbsp of dark soy sauce

3/4 a tbsp of oyster sauce 

1 tbsp of butter

Any pan is fine, but use a wok for best results!

This recipe can be doubled and modified however you like.

How to make

1. Take half of the butter and cook the shrimps until pink all over on medium heat.

2. Turn the heat up to high, add your egg, and scramble.

3. Dump in the rice and the rest of the butter, cook on high for three minutes.

4. Halfway through, add the sauces and mix well.

5. After three minutes, serve and enjoy.

Korean Fried Rice Recipe by nc

You'll need: 

2 cup cooked rice

½ cup frozen 

Drizzle Of bibingkang

1 cup any meat (bulgogi meat is recommended)

A drizzle of any soy sauce

2 eggs (optional)

1 put the pot on the stove 

2 turn on stove to medium 

3 add veggies let cook for 2 mins 

4 add meat let cook for 3 mins with stirring 

5 add all rice then cook for 30 sec

6 add bebingjang  sauce 

7 add 2 eggs to the pot and cook

8 serve on a plate or bowl 

A Broken heart by HL

A broken heart soon hardens
Children weep because of their guardians
A person cries for their significant other
Some open up again for a lover
Others allow their soul to dry and wither away
While their perpetrator acts like it was just play
Hurting others is never a good thought
So why do people ask themselves why not?

Jaws of Hate by MW

Jaws of hate grasping me,

why not live in a world of peace.

We hate so much and love so little. 

We live in a world full of war, but we deserve so much more. 

Why hate when we can love, just like god from up above.

 We are so much more than war, let’s put an end to all of this gore. 

We live in a world full of hate, let’s put this hate out of date. 

If we don’t we’ll all start fighting, and then the world will begin igniting.       

Cats by nc

Its fluffy its mean its a cat achoo you might be allergic but it wont get off your lap its cuddly until it scratches you then your angry but its so cute weather fat or skinny still cute you feed it water it pet it just more clawing you better not get it wet it will scratch you there scared of pickles they love cheese they can't do tricks but they can fall of the bed they cant roar but they sure can meow they like windows they like sinks they want to cuddle but you dont you want to cuddle but you will always love them they will always win a staring contest they will also run away if you let them out they like birds but at the end of the day they still fall asleep.