Saturday, July 11th, a civilian in Minneapolis, Minnesota was found dead after drinking peppermint tea. 118 year old Betty was having a tea party with her stuffed animals, she served peppermint tea, and drank the entire kettle. Her husband, Edward was seen at the tea party but not participating in any tea drinking.
“The entire tea was homemade, and I watched the process of it all. No one had poisoned the tea," states Chubby, a stuffed animal at the tea party. He backed his claims with the video footage.
Princess Rose, another stuffed animal that attended said that she had definitely not spiked the tea. She said if it was poisoned there was one other person who could have done it. “Fluffy the dog,” she said. “He is known for being very mysterious and murderous." We just knew we had to interview him.
Here’s what fluffy said. “I didn't do it.’’ This concludes showing no one had spiked the tea. There was only one possible way this could have happened. Studies have found that peppermint tea can be poisonous to Humans. Do not drink peppermint tea! It is poisonous!’’
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